Anonymous asked: A wise man once said, “A key that can open any lock is a master key. But a lock that can be opened by any key… is just a crappy lock.”

This reminds me so much of a sexuality class I took a couple of semesters ago. There was a super big frat douche that would always come in and say the most offensive things. Once, he said that exact quote when we were having a class discussion one day, and that was just like, the last straw for my professor. I’ve never seen him get so mad at someone before. That was the day I decided I was in love with him.

So congrats on reminding me of one of the biggest douches I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.

I am a person.

I am not to be compared to an inanimate object, nor is any person.

I am more than what I choose do with my sexual organs.

A key is a key. A person [women] can not and should not be reduced to such things.

Please gtfo and unfollow me now.

  1. spbell said: FUCK YES L. *BOWS BEFORE YOU*
  2. meggiedee said: Fuck you, anon.
  3. ludus said: A++ answer.
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